NICK AS FUCKING FUCK

bewbin:

thugdating:

What do straight boys text each other about is what I wanna know

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Basically.

I just checked and my last text to a dude was about baseball. 

rollingstone:

Miriam Weeks is a studious college freshman — and America’s top new adult-film actress. Our full feature on Duke porn star Belle Knox.

Doing porn to pay your tuition… Why doesn’t everybody just do this?
I mean where else are you going to find as many attractive sexual partners than a college campus?

rollingstone:

Miriam Weeks is a studious college freshman — and America’s top new adult-film actress. Our full feature on Duke porn star Belle Knox.

Doing porn to pay your tuition…
Why doesn’t everybody just do this?

I mean where else are you going to find as many attractive sexual partners than a college campus?

If I ever manage to find an attractive girl who loves baseball even half as much as I do, I’ll drop dead of a shock-induced heart attack before I’ll have enough time to propose to her. 

I can’t even imagine discussing advanced metrics and comparing stats between two legendary players from different eras with a woman that I want to sleep with.

Oh well.  
I guess being best bros with A-mill (aka trillslut) is as close as I’ll ever get to fulfilling that fantasy. 

David Bowie - Wild Is the Wind [1976]
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machinablack:

eyetunz:

David Bowie

"Wild Is The Wind" [1976]

My favorite David Bowie album. Or Low. But I think Station to Station.

I’m partial to Outside, but I don’t think there’s a bad album in the lot. 

Except for maybe Tonight
Nobody listens to Tonight

Watching Mike Trout play is kind of a special treat for me. The only time I get to see him play is when the Angels play a National League team that I’m interested in because I can’t stand watching American League baseball. 

I just hate the DH. It’s a completely different game. I mean I’ll watch it, but I don’t prefer it.
It’s kind of like beer in that respect.
You may not be offering me a beer that I would go out of my way to drink, but if you’re giving me beer I’m going to drink it. 

Every single time Mike Trout doesn’t do something amazing at the plate I’m woefully disappointed. 

The Nationals are playing the Angels right now.

Normally these 2 over-hyped, underwhelming teams would not interest me. 

But this isn’t just another game…

This is Bryce Harper v. Mike Trout. 

Two devistatingly talented titans (who are both younger than me which is very depressing) battling for the future of America’s oldest sport [citation needed] and most beloved pastime [citation needed]. 

Let’s watch some fucking baseball. 

rollingstone:

20 best things from Coachella weekend two.

#4 reveals that Coachella’s soul purpose for hosting the Outkast reunion was to promote an environmentally sound weekend. 
I see your tricks, Coachella.How dare you mislead us. 
Wool + Eyes = Pulled From

rollingstone:

20 best things from Coachella weekend two.

#4 reveals that Coachella’s soul purpose for hosting the Outkast reunion was to promote an environmentally sound weekend. 

I see your tricks, Coachella.
How dare you mislead us. 

Wool + Eyes = Pulled From

trillslut:

Person: Hello, how are you?

Tumblr Introvert: *shits pants and cries*

Tumblr Introvert: *goes home and reads books*

Tumblr Introvert: Extroverts are so lame

Wouldn’t a “Tumblr Introvert” basically be somebody who only lurks on this site?

oddfuture:

Doms released 2 new songs on 4/20. Here’s the first one.

Check out SS4 by Domo Genesis (Produced by Erick Arc Elliott)

This is good.

mymodernmet:

Iranian photographer Hossein Fatemi, offers a glimpse of an entirely different side to Iran than the image usually broadcasted by domestic and foreign media. In his photo series An Iranian Journey, many of the photographs reveal an Iran that most people never see, presenting an eye-opening look at the amazing diversity and contrasts that exist in the country.

rollingstone:

20 movie-based tv shows, ranked from worst to best.

This list exists only so I can ask what the point of this list existing is.
Rolling Stone is very good at reinforcing the overly negative and snarky comments that have made my blog the glorious irritant that it has become over the last 3 years. 

rollingstone:

20 movie-based tv shows, ranked from worst to best.

This list exists only so I can ask what the point of this list existing is.

Rolling Stone is very good at reinforcing the overly negative and snarky comments that have made my blog the glorious irritant that it has become over the last 3 years. 

I’m trying to figure out what I want more.
To have lunch with Darryl Strawberry in 1985 or have sex with Miley Cyrus. 

Thank god I’ll never have to actually make this decision because the hypothetical scenario alone has my mind going to dark places. 

I love baseball so much.

twinkslayer2007:

pikachu honey whats wrong you havent touched your food

This picture looks like it was taken at a Costco. 
If that’s the case, this picture just dug to a whole new level of hilarity.

twinkslayer2007:

pikachu honey whats wrong you havent touched your food

This picture looks like it was taken at a Costco. 

If that’s the case, this picture just dug to a whole new level of hilarity.