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This is how I sing along to Death Grips:

TRIPLE SIX!
FIVE!
FORKED TONGUE!
SUBAMANASEMAZAMazinaandsomethingthrouGHYOURSKULL!

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angelica-aswald:

nadinenixon:

weakhoe:

gr4ceffa:

this video was a ride from start to finish

This officially the best video i have ever seen

Lmfao I loved this so much
angelica-aswald
watch this

this video is important. 

Jesus Christ.

(via trillslut)

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My foot injury subsided enough for me to go run a couple of miles but it would seem that 4 days of limping around for miles on end took it’s toll on my other leg. 
Before I got winded my good leg cramped up and gave out. 

Seriously, these past 10 days continue to kick my ass.
I desperately need a vacation. 

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hope it gets better

You’re very kind, thank you.

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Man.

I have been having the worst week. 

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"Spread Eagle Cross the Block" - Death Grips

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Romance is bullshit.

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"Hold My Liquor [Feat. Chief Keef & Justin Vernon) " - Kanye West 

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Iggy Azalea is the fucking worst.

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trillslut:

joomju:

Men are weak.

I’ve seen women live in abusive situations, and in the morning, they get up, put on long sleeves and make up to hide the bruises, put on a smile to deflect the questions, and go to work.

I’ve seen women work in underpaid jobs (a landscaper makes a living wage, but a secretary doesn’t?! Bull fucking shit) with the threat of being “laid off” hanging over their heads, and they do it with a smile and make it seem easy while they’re being yelled at for things that are their boss’s fault. 

I’ve seen women want to complain about sexism and misogyny in the workplace, but not know how to without rocking the boat. Women are afraid of rocking the boat, because it could mean that they are out of work. How many men do you know are afraid of losing their job because their boss has asked them about the colour of their underwear?

I’ve seen women live in horrible situations because they can’t afford to move out. They can’t afford to get away from an awful parent or ex or current lover who treats them like a pet, who treats them like they are not a person and their wants and desires are irrelevant. 

I’ve seen men cry because they got laid off from work. I’ve seen men cry because they didn’t get laid. I’ve seen men cry because the job they had wasn’t paying them six figures. I’ve seen men cry because their car blew a tire. 

I have seen women smile the day after they were raped. I have seen women smile the day after they were beaten. I have seen women smile when their husbands swore at them and their children repeated it. I have seen women smile the day they were fired for “causing trouble” at work. I have seen women smile the day they were “laid off” for not sleeping with a co-worker. Or for sleeping with a co-worker.

Not all men, of course. But yes all women. Women are the strong ones. We are the ones who carry the family through tough times and the economy through recessions. We are the ones who stay when all others would leave, we are the ones who survive in places that others consider barren wastelands. 

The one thing I wish I could tell all of these women: You are stronger than he is. YOU DON’T NEED HIM. In the short term, maybe, but in the long term? You’re stronger than he is, and you’ll probably outlive him. So use him as a stepping stone, and move on. 

Y’all also the ones who can’t throw a baseball and cry when someone calls you bossy

You’re not really comparing the work of a landscaper to the work of a secretary, right?…

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Start wearing purple.

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"Ultimate" - Gogol Bordello 

I got to see these guys play this live tonight.
AMAZING.

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Gogol Bordello.

Gogol Bordello.

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I’m going to try to explain how I reached a brief state of enlightenment watching half of the worst music video of all time, what my train of thought was during this very brief period of time, and how famed internet personality Anthony Fantano nearly had me at odds with my steadfast moral principles. 
So, the story goes…I wanted to listen to some soft ass simp shit (because that kind of thing is hilarious to me) so naturally I chose the lead single off of Robin “Don’t Call Me A Misogynist Drunk” Thicke’s new debacle of an album. For those of you who don’t know, the title of this album is Paula, which apparently is a tribute to his recently estranged wife. That is some soft ass shit, especially considering the context of last year’s “Blurred Lines” being one of the biggest radio hits that I can recall. Anyway.The album fucking tanked because nobody wants to listen to a middle aged white R&B sex symbol cry about his marital issues for 14 songs (17 if you were smart and got the beefier Target edition). I mean, don’t get me wrong. We all love a good old fashioned heart break record, but only if the heartbreaker is an ambiguous figure which allows us to live vicariously through the singer’s words. This nutless dog shit was doomed from the start. Old Boy should’ve just hit Miley up and gone full scum bag because nobody is going to feel sorry for the guy going through a divorce when he was also the one who wrote “Blurred Lines”.He’s getting his.
I digress. 
So I’m watching this incredibly shitty video, which is just a grueling close up of this douche bag’s fat fucking head all wimpery and sad while what appears to be these pathetic, desperate captures of a text message conversation scroll across his cunty face. Hey Robin, here’s a fucking clue. If you’re trying to fix your marriage via SMS communication you are doing something VERY wrong. This video is so bad, I mean SO bad, that I had to do something I never do, which is to look at the comment section. Now I don’t know if you’re familiar with this particular corner of the bowels of the internet, but YouTube comment boards are a breeding ground of mentally deranged inbreeds having full blown brain diarrhea in a slew of grammatical errors and outrageous ways of expressing their terrible opinions. I steer clear of this horrid phenomenon at all costs. But, as I said, with this being the absolute worst song/video combination of all time, I just had to see what my fellow human beings thought of it. 
Much to my surprise, the very first comment was famed internet personality and distant impersonal friend of mine Anthony Fantano (of TheNeedleDrop fame) sympathizing with our dear heartbroken Robin Thicke. 

You can do better, girl!! Run away!!!

Then I thought to myself. 
Maybe I’m being an insensitive douche. If the internet’s busiest music nerd can take some precious time out of his day to not only listen to this piss jug of a song but also put his reputation on the line and personally reach out to Robin Thicke with words of encouragement, I should be able to see that this man is going through a tough time. I should be kind and understanding. I’ve been heartbroken. I know how that feels. I’ve written some gut wrenchingly bad songs about my ex’s (I’m smart enough not to share them with anybody, which was ol’ Thicky’s big fumble, but we’re not here to judge anymore at this point in my story). My point is, I should follow suit with dear Anthony and show Robin some compassion. 
Then I looked back up at the video and realized that Robin Thicke was not the only star of this back-alley-abortion that is the video for “Get Her Back”. There is a female who, after some brief Googling, bears a striking resemblance to Robin Thicke’s now ex-wfe, Paula Patton. All at once it dawned on me that Anthony Fantano was not reaching out to Robin Thicke in a moment of sympathetic back patting. 
He was actually warning the would-be Paula Patton, which is also a heroic gesture in and of itself (it would seem this guy can do no wrong). It was nice to see that even a fella like Anthony Fantano, in a moment of weakness, is willing the throw himself into a crowd that has virtually no grasp on the English language or reality in an attempt to warn this actress of the impending doom that comes with entering into a relationship of any nature with the despised son of Growing Pains star Alan Thicke. 
I guess the point I’m trying to make with all of this is that Robin Thicke is a pathetic feeb who should be taken out behind a shed somewhere in Illinois and be put down, while Anthony Fantano probably deserves some kind of award that is accepted at a ceremony in a neutral European country. 

I’m going to try to explain how I reached a brief state of enlightenment watching half of the worst music video of all time, what my train of thought was during this very brief period of time, and how famed internet personality Anthony Fantano nearly had me at odds with my steadfast moral principles. 

So, the story goes…
I wanted to listen to some soft ass simp shit (because that kind of thing is hilarious to me) so naturally I chose the lead single off of Robin “Don’t Call Me A Misogynist Drunk” Thicke’s new debacle of an album. 
For those of you who don’t know, the title of this album is Paula, which apparently is a tribute to his recently estranged wife. That is some soft ass shit, especially considering the context of last year’s “Blurred Lines” being one of the biggest radio hits that I can recall. 
Anyway.
The album fucking tanked because nobody wants to listen to a middle aged white R&B sex symbol cry about his marital issues for 14 songs (17 if you were smart and got the beefier Target edition). I mean, don’t get me wrong. We all love a good old fashioned heart break record, but only if the heartbreaker is an ambiguous figure which allows us to live vicariously through the singer’s words. 
This nutless dog shit was doomed from the start. Old Boy should’ve just hit Miley up and gone full scum bag because nobody is going to feel sorry for the guy going through a divorce when he was also the one who wrote “Blurred Lines”.
He’s getting his.

I digress. 

So I’m watching this incredibly shitty video, which is just a grueling close up of this douche bag’s fat fucking head all wimpery and sad while what appears to be these pathetic, desperate captures of a text message conversation scroll across his cunty face.
Hey Robin, here’s a fucking clue. If you’re trying to fix your marriage via SMS communication you are doing something VERY wrong.
This video is so bad, I mean SO bad, that I had to do something I never do, which is to look at the comment section. 
Now I don’t know if you’re familiar with this particular corner of the bowels of the internet, but YouTube comment boards are a breeding ground of mentally deranged inbreeds having full blown brain diarrhea in a slew of grammatical errors and outrageous ways of expressing their terrible opinions. I steer clear of this horrid phenomenon at all costs. 
But, as I said, with this being the absolute worst song/video combination of all time, I just had to see what my fellow human beings thought of it. 

Much to my surprise, the very first comment was famed internet personality and distant impersonal friend of mine Anthony Fantano (of TheNeedleDrop fame) sympathizing with our dear heartbroken Robin Thicke. 

You can do better, girl!! Run away!!!

Then I thought to myself. 

Maybe I’m being an insensitive douche. 
If the internet’s busiest music nerd can take some precious time out of his day to not only listen to this piss jug of a song but also put his reputation on the line and personally reach out to Robin Thicke with words of encouragement, I should be able to see that this man is going through a tough time. I should be kind and understanding. 
I’ve been heartbroken. I know how that feels. I’ve written some gut wrenchingly bad songs about my ex’s (I’m smart enough not to share them with anybody, which was ol’ Thicky’s big fumble, but we’re not here to judge anymore at this point in my story). My point is, I should follow suit with dear Anthony and show Robin some compassion. 

Then I looked back up at the video and realized that Robin Thicke was not the only star of this back-alley-abortion that is the video for “Get Her Back”. 
There is a female who, after some brief Googling, bears a striking resemblance to Robin Thicke’s now ex-wfe, Paula Patton. All at once it dawned on me that Anthony Fantano was not reaching out to Robin Thicke in a moment of sympathetic back patting.

He was actually warning the would-be Paula Patton, which is also a heroic gesture in and of itself (it would seem this guy can do no wrong). It was nice to see that even a fella like Anthony Fantano, in a moment of weakness, is willing the throw himself into a crowd that has virtually no grasp on the English language or reality in an attempt to warn this actress of the impending doom that comes with entering into a relationship of any nature with the despised son of Growing Pains star Alan Thicke. 

I guess the point I’m trying to make with all of this is that Robin Thicke is a pathetic feeb who should be taken out behind a shed somewhere in Illinois and be put down, while Anthony Fantano probably deserves some kind of award that is accepted at a ceremony in a neutral European country.