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I found this in a bag of Dethrone merchandise Mike and I ordered. If I’m not mistaken this is Conor Mcgregor’s autograph.

I found this in a bag of Dethrone merchandise Mike and I ordered. If I’m not mistaken this is Conor Mcgregor’s autograph.

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Have you ever wondered what a puppet sex scene looks like from behind the camera? #Head

Have you ever wondered what a puppet sex scene looks like from behind the camera? #Head

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Game. Set. Fucking party.

Game. Set. Fucking party.

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Let’s play a game… Which one of these axe heads is real and which is a fabrication? #Head

Let’s play a game… Which one of these axe heads is real and which is a fabrication? #Head

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I’ll bet right about now you’re thinking, “Damn, Nick! That cucumber-carrot-zucchini vegetti tossed in garlic looks amazing!” Well strange person looking at my social media outlets, you are correct. It IS amazing.

I’ll bet right about now you’re thinking, “Damn, Nick! That cucumber-carrot-zucchini vegetti tossed in garlic looks amazing!” Well strange person looking at my social media outlets, you are correct. It IS amazing.

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As Seen on TV, you’ve done it again! Greatest purchase. Now off to Starbucks for a citrus beverage.

As Seen on TV, you’ve done it again! Greatest purchase. Now off to Starbucks for a citrus beverage.

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People are bugging the fuck out about Jennifer Lawrence’s nude pictures like she’s the first celebrity to be unwillingly subjected to the nude leak phenomenon.
America’s sweetheart gets the outrage while everybody else gets scorn? What a bunch of bullshit.

It’s 2014. If you take nude pictures, you are acknowledging the unspoken understanding that those photos may be seen by people who you were not intending to see them.

I have no sympathy for anybody who’s nudes get seen like that. You know that’s a possibility. If you choose to fuck around and take nudes of yourself and share them with somebody, you run that risk. It’s on you.

With that being said, I still haven’t seen these pictures and that bums me out.

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Spooky Mulder doesn’t know what to believe after watching himself be solicited for a blow job by a nun.

Spooky Mulder doesn’t know what to believe after watching himself be solicited for a blow job by a nun.

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@finlandmichael, Manda, and I filming the kickstarter video for Elmwood Productions’ latest feature film, ‘HEAD’. Vicky (as played by Manda) needed an adjustment in the monitor which, once again, gave me an opportunity to cop a feel. I think at this point the puppet and I are either going steady or going to court.

@finlandmichael, Manda, and I filming the kickstarter video for Elmwood Productions’ latest feature film, ‘HEAD’. Vicky (as played by Manda) needed an adjustment in the monitor which, once again, gave me an opportunity to cop a feel. I think at this point the puppet and I are either going steady or going to court.

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Make no mistake about it, this is definitely the bathroom in a house of Irish boys.

Make no mistake about it, this is definitely the bathroom in a house of Irish boys.

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baseballcardvandals:

Workin’ so I don’t have to try so hard.

baseballcardvandals:

Workin’ so I don’t have to try so hard.

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Progress (9/4/14): Chest, triceps, abs.

Progress (9/4/14): Chest, triceps, abs.

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Here’s something I’ll bet you didn’t know about me.

Here’s something I’ll bet you didn’t know about me.

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"Will somebody please turn off that fucking light?!"

"Will somebody please turn off that fucking light?!"